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Words and pictures by Laurence Percival.</description>
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            <title>Off to the Wild Wild West</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">So it’s off to SW6 for us,
after our launch period in W1. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">We were more than a tad
compressed in the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Media</st1:placename>
 <st1:placetype w:st="on">Village</st1:placetype></st1:place>, and it’s great
to to have our own place with our own front door. It’s also a stone’s throw
from The Bridge, so becomes a sea of blue on match nights.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">West Brompton isn’t as
homogeneised in terms of stores and cafes as most of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London</st1:place></st1:city>, and the slightly higgeldy-piggeldy
vibe is actually quite engaging.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">The Atlas a few yards away
is one of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London</st1:place></st1:city>’s
best gastropubs, chocca with local professionals on most weeknights.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">Perhaps it’s time for a
tiny bit of reflection. We set out on day one a few short months ago to create
advertising, design and web in one space, under one system of creative
direction.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">In the last two months
alone, we’ve done a national advertising campaign for a market leader, created
a brand identity for a major charitable initiative, and have just been hired to
re-engineer a large travel website. It’s satisfying to come good on your own
business plan.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">But – and a big but - <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>we know it’s a tough market ahead, and we have
to be even better. No room for complacency.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">Anyway, to all our clients
and friends, we’d love to welcome you to <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Rickett Street</st1:address></st1:street> very soon.</p> ]]></description>
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            <title>Dinner in The House</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">To Dinner at the House of Commons (as you do) to celebrate
the launch of the Health and Fitness Foundation, a charitable initiative set up
by <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region>’s
Fitness Industry.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/HFF%20logo.jpg"><img alt="HFF logo.jpg" src="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/HFF logo-thumb-280x161.jpg" width="280" height="161" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></a></span><p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Percival created the new logo, an elegant mix of minimal
typography and a stylised ‘barbell’. We also created the identity last year for
the HFF’s sister organisation, the FIA – the trade association of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region>’s gyms.
(Read about that <a href="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/2007/12/three-new-brand-identities-fou.html">here</a>.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I hadn’t been to Parliament before, amazingly, and walking
through the various halls I felt my jaw dropping again and again. The ancient Westiminster Hall, literally smelling of antiquity, the vibrant friezes of the
galleries, the statues of PMs past, and the unmistakable aura of power that
infuses the place. You can see how politicians get addicted.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Met some very nice people at the dinner. The HFF’s remit -
part of which is to get disadvantaged youngsters trained up as personal
trainers or through fitness-related higher education – is a really useful part
of the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">UK</st1:place></st1:country-region>’s
wider fitness agenda.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> ]]></description>
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            <title>Elle Mac Person.</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">That would have been a great headline if Elle John had been
a Designer. But she’s not, she’s our latest Account Manager. But she has a Mac
so it’s sort of OK!</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Elle’s previously worked for Provenance, the luxury division
of M&amp;C Saatchi, so has the perfect background for our growing roster of
high net worth clients.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">She’s also been client side with bespoke shirtmaker Frank
Rostron, so is very much au fait with the luxury sector.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Ello, El!</p> ]]></description>
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            <title>We have the power to move you.</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">Savills is <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region>’s No.1
estate agent, a global player, and we have joined their roster of agencies with
a new national advertising campaign.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">Our strategy was very
simple: everyone’s worried by the market – to make something of an
understatement – but Savills has a great combination of national scale/resource
and local knowledge.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">We felt the message had to
be unerringly positive and came up with the campaign theme ‘We have the power
to move you.’</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt"><br /></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/The%20Running%20Man.jpg"><img alt="The Running Man.jpg" src="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/The Running Man-thumb-400x521.jpg" width="400" height="521" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></a></span>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">The photography was equally
‘up’ in the usual Percivalian style, with unusually cropped shots of jaunty
movement. The words were by yours truly, the art direction by the creative (and
life) team of Gideon van Lill and Maryke Olivier, our resident Springboks.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">The campaign featured in
national press, local press, in-store posters, digital advertising and direct
mail.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt"><br /></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/Dalmatian.jpg"><img alt="Dalmatian.jpg" src="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/Dalmatian-thumb-400x521.jpg" width="400" height="521" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></a></span>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt">We’re thrilled to be
working with a professional services company of this calibre, and we strongly
believe that the hardness of the market, if you can inject some positivity,
creates the perfect environment for winning market share.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops:right 387.25pt"><br /></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/Girl%20running.jpg"><img alt="Girl running.jpg" src="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/Girl running-thumb-400x521.jpg" width="400" height="521" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></a></span>

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            <title>LA is my lady (in the words of Frank S)</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">We spend a fabulous couple of days at The Palace in <st1:state w:st="on">New York</st1:state>, and I sneak a Sunday off to spend a day with
friends Ujwala and Pascal Samant out in <st1:place w:st="on">Princeton</st1:place>.
Suburban heaven and a total break from the bizzyness of the last few weeks. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Great food (as always), turbocharged mojitos, and lots of
banter. Ujwala is the former director of our client Learning For Life, the
charity whose <st1:place w:st="on">West Brompton</st1:place> offices will soon
be our home.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">James gets some fantastic shots at the Palace – the rooftop
suite has a unique panorama with the Manhattan Skyline bracketed by The
Chrysler Building and The Empire State Building. (I adore <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">New York</st1:place></st1:state>, as per my previous blog <a href="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/2007/12/a-new-york-state-of-mind.html">here</a>.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Then it’s off to LA to capture two of LA’s most elevated
properties, The Beverly Hills Hotel and Hotel Bel-Air.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m ashamed to say I haven’t been to LA since Starsky and
Hutch was still in production (The TV series, not the recent movie!), and I was
shocked by the change……and it’s all for the better. OK, we were staying in
pretty incredible neighbourhoods, but some taxi rides and a small shopping
expedition show the city has changed almost beyond recognition. A very similar
transformation to what Giuliani achieved in <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">New York</st1:place></st1:state>.</p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/Beverly%20Hills%20copped.jpg"><img alt="Beverly Hills copped.jpg" src="http://www.percival-agency.com/percival_perspectives/Beverly Hills copped-thumb-260x187.jpg" width="260" height="187" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></a></span>

<p class="MsoNormal">I steal an hour off and hit tennis balls with David Olmedo,
brother of 1959 Wimbledon champion Alex, at the <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Beverly
  Hills</st1:place></st1:city>. He’s even older than me (!) but still effortless on the
court. I have to play more often, I really do. I love the game and the way
every stress and worry just disappear when you drop into the rhythm of hitting.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The shoot is a dream – I can’t say too much about it but we’ll
post the shots when it goes live into the public domain – but we feel proud and
just very, very lucky to have been tasked with the capturing the personality of
The Dorchester Collection. (Beverly Hills copped in the pic on the right by James Bedford.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It was one of those shoots where you feel a sense of loss
when the final wrap is called. But some great memories, and lensman James
Bedford and client Jade Galston were the best trip companions you could
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            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">As
occasional readers will know, I’ve been writing a book with a sport/sneakers/track&amp;field
background over the last few years. <o:p></o:p></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; ">I was
totally blown away by Bolt’s amazing win the Olympic 100 metres today, and it
surely marks the return of track as a major sport. Really since Carl Lewis it’s
been in the doldrums, but at the end of the day the raw challenge of the sport –
to be the fastest woman/man, the highest jumper in the world, etc – is so
fundamental, and so compelling.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; ">Anyway I
feel inspired, and as my train flashes through the <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Norfolk</st1:place></st1:city> countryside, it’s time to get back to
the page and make the story happen. </span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> ]]></description>
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            <title>The sun sets on my best-known line</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">So ‘The Sunday Times <span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">is</span></span> The Sunday Papers’ is no more. After
nearly two decades, my most famous one-liner sails off into the sunset. (I’m
thinking a <st1:place w:st="on">Caribbean</st1:place> sunset with Art Deco
sun-rays – something spectacular.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I already blogged <a href="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/2008/03/intuition-innit.html">here</a> about it’s creation, so I won’t
repeat that, but I do think it’s replacement as The Sunday Times’ strapline is
a tad dull.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">‘For all you are’.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It sounds like the title of a Gary Barlow song, but without
the killer melody to follow.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s accompanied by a ham-fisted set of graphic icons to
denote the paper’s many bits.</p><p class="MsoNormal">The new line is obviously to the same brief as TSTITSP, which is to push
the Sunday Thunderer’s multi-section format and comprehensiveness.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh, a planner would say, it’s about YOU now though, we’ve
redirected the sentiment at the consumer. For all YOU ARE. But it’s also
really, really dull.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Volvo did ‘For all of your life’ years ago and least that
carried the extra message of durability.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Great straplines are memorable sonic hand grenades: Hello
Tosh, Gotta Toshiba.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">  </span>Finger-lickin’
good. You’ve been Tango’d.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I remember the incredibly serious planner, Richard Huntington (who blogs <a href="http://www.adliterate.com/">here</a> about counter intuitive thinking and planning in general, in a
very intellektchual stylie), now at Saatchis, telling me years back on a GNER
pitch in Chime that straplines were dead. He said they ought to be simple
statements like ‘Go. The low cost airline from British Airways.’ Errr…the
airline was great, the strapline perhaps not.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">(I ignored him and won the pitch with ‘GNER. We love
trains’, which given they’d just had the Hatfield crash shows that really
genuine counter-intuitive thinking is not the preserve of spanners, sorry planners.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">There are fantastic planners and strategists around, but more
and more I see ads based on byzantine towers of tortured and
over-intellectualized strategic thinking, They’re so over-thought that any
value or colour is washed out of the creative. The telecoms companies are some
of the worst protagonists, particularly in the straplines that are supposedly
the summation of the whole message:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Vodafone. How are you?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 
</span>(Actually I’m really well but the coverage in my building could do with
improving and I’m worried the <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:place></st1:city>
squad is too old.) What does that actually mean?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">02</span> (cue man in a faux <st1:place w:st="on">Yorkshire</st1:place>
accent and bizarrely odd phrasing) <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">See what you can do.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And finally, <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Orange</span></st1:city></st1:place><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">.
I am.</span> (‘I am’ was also Earth Wind and Fire’s best studio album – Maurice
White’s production was years ahead of its time. Serpentine Fire is a standout
track but they’re all classics, check it out on iTunes). Actually the <st1:place w:st="on">Orange</st1:place> ads that go with it do strike a chord, so we’ll
let them off.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Bland, bland, bland. For all you are. And for the new ST
commercial we’ll wheel out an ACT-OR to say
some cosmic stuff I really can’t remember. Peter O’Toole is exhumed and rambles
to camera but really does it have anything to do with the Sunday Murdoch?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m proud of my old line. It had bad grammar. It survived
many changes of agency because Murdoch liked it. It was sticky and succinct and
I wish I’d had royalties on it.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Farewell old friend, for all you were.</p>

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">Part of
the raison d’etre of this blog was not just to let myself write a few words about creativity,
but also to share some of my very own photography with you.<o:p></o:p></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; ">Of late,
I’ve been shooting some commissioned stuff for clients. Hands up, I confess
it’s so much more stressful than my day job! </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; ">I’m the
son of pro lensman, and the brother of another (check out <a href="http://www.percival.se">http://www.percival.se</a>  if you
want to see the work of a real professional, my brother Glen) but shooting for
commercial purposes, even in the digital age when you can fix everything in the
mix, has stresses all its own.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;">So I've retired! But here literally is a parting shot. A Ritz 100 Cocktail from the hotel's famous Rivoli Bar, gold leaf and all. </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><br /></span></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/Ritz%20100.JPG"><img alt="Ritz 100.JPG" src="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/Ritz 100-thumb-320x480.jpg" width="320" height="480" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></a></span>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; ">From now on I’m leaving commissioned stuff to the real pros. All
hail to you!</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">To the
Cork street gallery, for an exhibition of art by Rob and Nick Carter,
‘Travelling Stills’. <a href="http://www.robandnick.com">http://www.robandnick.com</a>  It's sponsored by our long-term client, Ascot
Underwriting.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">Ascot’s
one of the leading lights in Lloyd’s of London, and underwrites all sorts from
Formula One teams to skyscrapers to jewellery at the Oscars.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">When we
met them 5 years ago, the first thing we noticed was their City lair was lined with
unbelievably vibrant – nay, kaleidoscopic – modern art.<o:p></o:p></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">Martin
Reith, the CEO, hosts the event. It’s his vision that’s driven Ascot, and
its unique association with modern art.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; ">I love it,
I really do, when a company in a defined sector takes on a personality that is
so different from those around it. Insurance is a secret art with a history and language
all its own, yet Ascot constantly breaks new ground. ‘Terrorism, we’ll insure
against it.’ Etc. And they were the first company to embrace that kind of 21<sup>st</sup>
century challenge.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">Creative,
market-making, winning, and utterly individual, that’s what a great brand is
all about. We are thrilled to have helped create their identity, and their
appropriately vibrant new web site, <a href="http://ascotuw.com">http://ascotuw.com</a></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Verdana">And also
to have helped them prove that finance doesn’t have to be black and white.</span></p>

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            <title>Intuition, we love it.</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">What brand used the great copy line : ‘One instinctively knows when something is right’? </p><p class="MsoNormal">I suppose it can't actually have been a great
line as I don’t remember which brand, but hey-ho, I thought it was time to let
my good friend 'intuition' take a bow.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">When it comes to developing great marketing, how much should
we respect the I-word?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Old friends will know I’m no great fan of towering
structures of ornate marketing strategy – I instinctively believe (yes, my
intuition tells me) that the best marketing ideas are really very very simple.
And sometimes intuition should take the lead.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">To illustrate my point, I thought I’d call on two ancient
case histories of creative development around two big brands: Nike and The
Sunday Times. Both involve the creation of a central communications idea, and both are very much alive today
after two decades.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The former I had nothing whatsoever to do with, other than
that I worked in Nike’s European agency (suprisingly, Grey Advertising in those days), while
the latter I helped create.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It was '87 or thereabouts (does anyone really remember the
80s clearly?!) and Nike were looking for a new global theme or line. ‘There is
no finish line’ had been their mantra, but it was inextricably linked to their
running heritage, and the handful of Oregon guys who’d sold Japanese running trainers
out of the back of a Volkswagen Bug.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Nike had got bigger and diversified into tennis, basketball,
cricket, football and beyond, and the new line had to be comfortable in new
sporting arenas.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>Nb: This and other anecdotes are brilliantly detailed in “Swoosh,
the unauthorised biography of Nike and the men who played there“, a superb read: (<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Swoosh-Unauthorized-Story-Played-There/dp/0887306225/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1205331322&amp;sr=8-1">http://www.amazon.com/Swoosh-Unauthorized-Story-Played-There/dp/0887306225/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1205331322&amp;sr=8-1</a>)</o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">All Nike agencies worldwide were put on alert to come up
with the new thought, so yours truly and myriad others had a go at cracking an
unbelievable challenge. I wish I still had the Creative Brief, but the idea was to
capture the essence of rebellion and kick-butt ‘can-do-ness’ the brand
symbolised. Its ambassadors then were gung-ho characters like Botham and
McEnroe – it was a much less sanitised Nike than the one of Sampras and now
Tiger.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We all spectacularly failed – I wish I still had my hopeless
efforts so we could laugh at them – and the search became ever more desperate.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>Finally, Messrs Wieden &amp; Kennedy of Nike’s Oregon agency
(now a world player and still Nike’s core agency) were sitting in the office of
the late and great Rob Strasser, Nike’s original Marketing Director, all 300
lbs of him - many of the early Nike types were nothing like the buff
stereotypes you might expect.</o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>Strasser hated whingers and negativity, and he’d had post-it
notes printed up to give to staffers whose faith in their ideas wavered or
lacked conviction. ‘Just Do It’ said the post-its.</o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W&amp;K knew that that ethos was the very essence of Nike,
and soon recommended it become the rallying call for the brand.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">No research, no shillyshallying, no soul-searching and no
debate. Pure intuition.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And so perhaps the greatest of all straplines took wing.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">A year or so later, David White and I were squeezed into our
little cubicle at Arc Advertising on <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Euston
  Road</st1:address></st1:street>. Each of us had an A3 pad in front of us.
There was the usual banter and lots of scratching heads. David was doodling his
fine art cartoons. (Usually involving square headed men with Hulk-like
physiques, Hmm. Not what you’d expect from a Doncaster Boy.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We’d had the brief to create a new theme for The Sunday
Times, now that it was going all multi-faceted like its <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">New York</st1:place></st1:state> counterpart, with all kinds of sections
and supplements. ‘The definitive Sunday read’ might have been the brief,
although I’m not sure we actually had one. Arc wasn’t big on planning.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It didn’t take an Olympian creative leap. After the usual empty hours of procrastination, I wrote down ‘The
Sunday Times <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><u>are</u></i> The Sunday
Papers’, and then wondered about the grammar. ‘It’s like it IS The Sunday
Papers’ I said. Still the grammar sounded wrong.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">But David and I just had this feeling that the ‘is’ version
was The One. The Sunday Times <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">is</span></span> The Sunday Papers. Somehow it just felt right.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We asked the account man in, an urbane fellow called Chris
Harrald who was also an award-winning copywriter in his own right. ‘I like it,
I’ll take it down to Fortress Wapping’ he said.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He went down to see the Editor, Andrew Neil ('Brillo Pad' of
Private Eye fame, and an engaging guy I sat next to at a couple of ST dinners)
and Neil loved it.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The rest is history. Unbelievably, the line has been
retained through at least 5 changes of agency, maybe more, because Murdoch and
his crew are keen on it. It’s become an inherent part of the brand itself. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Now with those ideas, Nike and Sunday Times, would a
sophisticated planning department, and a rigorous process of consumer research,
have led to two such single-minded and enduring concepts?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I have my doubts. Reebok have always been far more
willing than Nike to embrace traditional FMCG strategy, and – the great belly
ad notwithstanding – have rarely got near Nike’s brilliant strategic and creative
levels. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Nike and its legendary leader
Buck Knight have always been big on intuition.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m not against powerful planning – many of the great
campaigns of all time result from it – and research of course has a vital place
in our understanding of consumers.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">But sometimes Intuition rules the day. And long may it last.</p><p class="MsoNormal">(ps: Thanks to Mr Google, I can tell you that 'One instinctively knows when something is right' was Croft Original Sherry!)</p>

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            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></p><p class="MsoNormal">So we went to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Barcelona</st1:place></st1:city>
for a long weekend, and I’d imagineered my blog entry even before our plane had
left Heathrow.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was going to take panoramic pictures and write a
passionate love missive to the capital of Catalunya, and wax lyrical about the
Gaudi, the swanky shopping, the energy of The Ramblas, the iconic museums. But none of that ever happened.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It all that got derailed by The Snails.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Or Los Caracoles as they’re known locally. Given my lack of
a Christmas break, a long weekend somewhere fun was always likely to turn into something sybaritic, indulgent, lazy even.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Culture went out the window, we did a gastro
tour of the City, and I have to say we probably lowered the national reserves
of Cava. (And, as Bill Haley would say, we drank Rioja round the clock.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Above all, we fell in love with aforementioned bar, Los Caracoles.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Impossibly authentic, the bar is backed onto by frenetic
kitchens, the place is always packed, and the atmosphere is utter electricity.
You sit perched at the bar, sampling to-die-for Pimientos and awesome prawns,
while supping the nectar that is Marques de Caceres.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Your host is the world’s most engaging barman ever – do you
know, we never asked his name as he served, entertained, teased and cajoled us?
Lord knows why not. He did a fantastic Charlie Chaplin, not surprising given his Doppelganger resemblance.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">His English was the rude side of rudimentary, but he still
managed to make himself understood to two Philistines who could muster hardly a
word of Spanish. A genuine character.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Had he ever been to <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">England</st1:country-region></st1:place>?’ we asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Well yes. He'd visited his brother who worked in a hotel here. His first full English day was July 1st 2006. The day
Stevie Gerrard, Fat Frank, Super JT and the others wimpily surrendered our
World Cup existence to <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Portugal</st1:place></st1:country-region>.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He described how he visited a pub in <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Portobello Road</st1:address></st1:street> to see the game, and
initially sat at a round table of six with five random Englishmen. It all
seemed quite calm and engaging, friendly even. As the game progressed, and a
victory started to seem distant, the Englishmen disappeared.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">As our penalties lamely failed, he felt a tap on a shoulder,
then in a couple of seconds of extreme staccato violence he got an elbow to the
face, a kick in the groin, and a sickening punch to the jaw. He woke up in
hospital, where the attention was so basic his family got him flown back to <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Spain</st1:place></st1:country-region> for the
superior care.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And that was his experience of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">England</st1:place></st1:country-region>.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He wrote on a sheet of paper the number of customers
annually in his restaurant and bar – hundreds of thousands – and he said
there’d never been a single incident like that. Ever.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He bore no resent – his fabulous attitude to us showed that
– but it just made us soooooo unbearably sad to think what halfwits us English
can be. He literally bears the physical scars too, and we both felt quite
ashamed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Here he is. Would you really elbow this guy in the face for
the crime of looking like he might be Portugese, even though he isn’t? And all
because we lost a football match.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/One%20great%20guy.jpg"><img alt="One great guy.jpg" src="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/One great guy-thumb-370x416.jpg" width="370" height="416" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></a></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>To end on a happier football note, I was at the new Wembley
for the first time this weekend for the Carling Cup. Despite the result not being
the one I wanted, I realised I was comprehensively wrong about our new national
stadium. It’s brilliant! No queues, no hassle, and a seamless experience. Maybe
New Labour did get some things right. This time, I felt proud to be English.</span><p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">(Oh, and I do love <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Barcelona</st1:city></st1:place>.
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            <description><![CDATA[So I got a reply to my rant (below) about Pret from none other than their founder, Julian Metcalfe. <div><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div>It's a pretty class reply, and he takes the blame for the 'Cute Ickle Copy':</div><div><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">...."I write the copy. I'm to blame. Blame me. 
Sorry if it's a bit annoying, I don't mean it to be.</div>
<div style="MIN-HEIGHT: 14px; MARGIN: 0px"><br /></div>
<div style="MARGIN: 0px">It's true, diets are sad. For most people diets are all about cutting 
back on biscuits, cutting back on crisps and Snickers bars 
... and all the other junk put in front of us, day in day out. Did you know in the Japanese language there is no such word as "diet"."....</div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">Errr, no. Diets aren't sad. The nation is getting podgier by the minute, a fact our friends at The Fitness Industry Association are starting to tackle. </div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">Companies have to step forward and take responsibility. A lot of Pret's offerings - much as I love their clever marketing, their brilliant service ethic, their beautiful store design - are quite simply not that healthy. There are serious levels of fat, carbs, sugar and salt in many of their lines.</div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">But really, Pret could take the lead.</div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br /></div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">Pret is perfectly poised to lead the debate and lead the initiative to genuinely healthy food. Maybe Julian and his crew don't believe if they really cut the fat and sugar et al they could still be successful. Macdonald's addressed doing this a couple of years ago with The Big Move To Salads, but it didn't work because basically people go to The Golden Arches to get a burger. It didn't stack up.</div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">Pret's super slick marketing exudes health and balance. If the product actually reflected this, it would be win-win all round.</div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">Diets aren't sad, Julian. A couple of women I know well have done respectively the GI Diet and the South Beach Diet - two really sensible balanced diets that so many in this country are following - and in the words of Stevie Wonder, they're hotter than July. It's been life-changing stuff. Don't knock what works.</div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div><div style="MARGIN: 0px">Pret, you're a stunning operation. Now take responsibility and be stunning humans. </div><div style="MARGIN: 0px"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></div></div>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">This week, I had dinner with Ken Forbes, the former MD of SsangYong, a client at my old agency, Electric.</p><p class="MsoNormal">SsangYong make huge
SUVs much derided by Jeremy Clarkson but actually offering insane value for
money – besides which, I’m very proud of the work and really it deserves to be
in the LP Greatest Hits section of this site. Any ad that invents a word –
‘bigness’ – deserves to be here!</p><p class="MsoNormal">I was caught slightly off guard. He starts to tell me how fantastic Electric was. ‘You walked
in off <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Gresse Street</st1:address></st1:street>
and you could feel the energy in the room. It was electricity, it was electric.
You felt the tangible collective zeal of all these young minds – well except
yours, of course! – thinking about your brand and your challenges. "</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>He remembers the funky L-shaped space with the wooden
floors, the banter with the receptionist, the laughter in the meetings with too
many of us crammed into that tiny Board Room around the oval table that
actually came from Ikea.</o:p></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/Electric.jpg"><img alt="Electric.jpg" src="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/Electric-thumb-260x195.jpg" width="260" height="195" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></a></span>

<p class="MsoNormal">You know, I’ve hardly thought about Electric since I sold it in 2006 – you don’t, you live in the current challenges, you live in The Now. But
hearing my friend Ken’s words as we power through a veritable banquet of
Turkish food and not a small amount of
Sauvignon Blanc (at Ozer in Langham Place - a great restaurant), I feel genuinely proud.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Yes Percival has a better website, a more cool identity, a more
targeted offering, and has probably done as much sound work in six months as
Electric did in four years. But as I sat in the taxi, zipping me home from a
really fun dinner with The Scotsman, I indulged in a bit of tipsy reminscence
about my long-gone offspring.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Thanks Ken. Yes, Electric was electric.</p>

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            <description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">Procrastination is the arch enemy of every creative, The
Darth Vader, Voldemort, Joker and Green Kryptonite, all rolled into one.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">When I was a kid and procrastinating on my English essays,
my mother used to sing the jaunty George &amp; Ira Gershwin song to me: ‘Fascinating Rhythm’.
Except she changed the words to ‘Procrastinatin’ Rhythm.’ Nice one, Mim.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">As I cited in the launch post of this very blog, I have a
novel stalled half way, a manuscript that sits on my desk – it’s bulk making it
that much more intimidating. It’d be so much easier if it was a few
half-conceived notes. But there it stands, bulky like the Pentagon, a <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Buckingham</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">Palace</st1:placetype></st1:place> of tangible failure – and the
worst thing is, I can’t even take it up where I left off five years ago.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The world of sport has changed. The novel is a sneaker book,
set inside the global world of sneakerdom, where the big brands fight like
jealous empires to put sneakers on shelves and logos on feet.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The trainer industry is awash with Big Characters, often far
more fascinating than even the athletes, and through Nike, Mizuno, Puma,
Saucony and now <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Canterbury</st1:place></st1:city>,
I’ve been lucky enough to meet quite a few of them.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Draft One – if I’m honest – crumbled under the giant weight
of its own ambition, and because I centred the action in the <st1:country-region w:st="on">U.S.</st1:country-region>, and indeed in <st1:city w:st="on">Miami</st1:city>
– the epicentre of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">zeitgeist </span>at the time I wrote it – well, I probably should have
pushed it to <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">New York</st1:place></st1:state>
agents.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>In the event, I was put off far far too easily. My friends
and family loved the scenario – which I won’t share with here for fear someone might nick it. But it’s part morality tale, part romance, part social
commentary. And a chance for me to immortalise my love of sport.</o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I sent it to a successful novelist, Boris Starling, a chance
acquaintance. (he’s written some corkers including ‘Vodka’, and ‘Messiah’, as
seen on TV.) He absolutely loved it – he read it one Easter along with some
other manuscripts – and came back full of positivity and encouragement. However
his agent (Caradoc King – he handled ‘The Horse Whisperer’ amongst others)
didn’t go for it.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">To put it mildly I was gutted. I unsuccessfully tried one
more agent, and that was it. I was founding Electric, and my other creative
love – this very business – took over.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">But I still believe, a thousand per cent, in the central
premise of the novel – and there are five years’ more experiences and wisdom
(hopefully!) to put in it.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was going start at Christmas, but a wonderful project from
one of our key clients took over the holiday season, and January has been busy
on all fronts. But now it’s time – the ship of this sneaker book needs to leave
port, and this time we need to make land the other side.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">London is the new key location, and let's face it we're talking The
Capital Of The World and of course soon host to The Olympics.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">So here goes. No more procrastinating rhythm. And I will of
course keep you posted!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/Flying.jpg"><img alt="Flying.jpg" src="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/assets_c/2008/02/Flying-thumb-330x233.jpg" width="330" height="233" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></a></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></p><p class="MsoNormal">P.S: From my Mizuno campaign of the Nineties, here's the image (athlete Mike Marsh, photographer Mike Powell, Art Direction LP) that I'd love to recreate for the front cover. Except given the plot, the athlete would be a woman.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> ]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I feel about as creative as a breeze block.</p><p class="MsoNormal">‘Block’ being the operative word. I need to write for projects both corporate and personal, but the page is unforgivingly blank.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Wind and rain are crashing against the windows. Inspiration has left the building.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Nothing is working. </p><p class="MsoNormal">It's odd, because over the past couple of months, ideas just flowed.
New people, new opportunities, shoots, we've felt a surge of energy through the festive
season.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">But this morning the weather sucks, the news is rubbish, I’m drowning in
admin, and my nephew gloats from Sydney about the surf and the 35 degree days
at the beach. Grrrrr. Thanks, Lachlan. G’day mate. Bonzer. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I feel like having a rant, a real one. We need to look at The Dark Side. </p><p class="MsoNormal">I brave the
rain and take my Vaio round the
corner to Pret, seeking coffee and salvation.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I want to write about something. Anything. Let's write about here, this place. So here goes:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">......“Pret a Manger. Pret. If ever one brand defined the Smugness
of Now, it’s the omnipresent Pret. A sign outside this morning says : ‘Diets
are sad. Instead, enjoy proper food, three times a day. Not too much, not too little.' </p><p class="MsoNormal">Now c’mon guys. Your ‘All Day Breakfast’ sandwich boasts 560 calories, 49g of carbs and a stunning 27.5g of fat. 'Classic Super Club'? That weighs in with a meagre 548 calories, 38g of carbs (enough to make Dr Atkins rotate in his grave - presumably he's thin enough to do so) and a love-handle inducing 31.5g of fat. </p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/Sad%20gingerbread%20man.JPG"><img alt="Sad gingerbread man.JPG" src="http://percival-agency.dev-hub.com/percival_perspectives/Sad gingerbread man-thumb-200x300.jpg" width="200" height="300" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></a></span><p class="MsoNormal">Mango Smoothies have 31g of carbs per bottle. Mango overboard, I'd say.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">If you ate three All Day Breakfast sarnies a day, washed down with the aforementioned Smoothie, you’d make
Mr Blobby look like Keira Knightley.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Plus all the sandwiches are so fussy. Can’t they just do Ham
and Cheese? No, it always has to be things like Organic Quail’s Egg with Essence of Wild Salmon and Olives Picked At Dawn by Peruvian Goatherdsmen and Drizzled with The Sweat of Finnish Elk. And Random Capitalisation. </p><p class="MsoNormal">It’s like having someone else’s taste literally rammed
down your throat. And they put about 3 whole lettuces in each sandwich. Don’t
you know that some of us don’t like having forests of green bits in their teeth
– they can seriously damage your sex life!</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Pret takes hypocrisy to Olympian heights. They’re owned
40% by Macdonald’s for Crissake! MacDo's, that temple of health and low-fat nutrition.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Plus there’s that tone of voice……it’s so PATRONISING.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Diets are sad’. Ugh. They’re not sad when you lose thirty
pounds, feel like a God/Goddess, and start getting hit on by the opposite sex. (Or the same
sex, if that’s your calling).</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And the labelling is so cutesy and cringe-making. Pret are
suffering from a terminal Attack Of The Cute Ickle Copy. A plastic bag is
labelled ‘A little bag of nuts, fruits and seeds.’ Well thanks guys, I can see what it
freakin’ is because it’s little and it’s transparent and it’s got nuts, fruits and seeds in it.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Innocent, the juice company, really started the craze for cute
ickle copy. When they opened for business, I always thought it wonderfully paradoxical that they came across all natural and cute and childlike and, well, innocent, when actually they made the stuff at an industrial estate off the darkest part of Goldhawk Road where you need an AK-47 stuffed up your overcoat to stand any chance of survival.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Across the land, copywriters are now drowning in a vast vat of
gooey tweeness.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">My gym has caught the same disease. A broken StairMaster
this morning bears a circular – and expensively produced – sign which says<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> "</span>I’m a little under the weather today.
But I’ll be back on my feet very soon.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Now I don’t know about you, and I can see it’s quite engaging
to endow machines with human qualities (my cars have always had names) – but I
haven’t really found StairMasters to be great conversationalists. You wouldn’t
really want to go for a cheeky beer with one. So wouldn’t a piece of card with ‘Out of
Order’ have done the trick pretty well?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">But they label everything at my gym. The men’s changing room
bizarrely tells you that this is a ‘Girl-Free Zone’ as you enter. Well I should
hope so, matey.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The lifts even have a little sign above each one that says
‘Lift’. Well what else are they? If you see sliding metallic doors which have
up/down buttons to one side, they do tend to be devices for moving between floors!”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><br class="webkit-block-placeholder" /></p><p class="MsoNormal">………And so my rant went on, and got more and more angry,
certainly beyond what I’d post on a public blog. Most of it, I really don’t
mean. It was to be The Post That Never Was. Except having reviewed it 48 hours later, I thought I’d share it with
you.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Because however forced, however dark, I'm writing again. Job done. Now I can move onto the real work. Sometimes you need to get angry to get creative.</p><p class="MsoNormal">(PS: I'm a total hypocrite. I drop about a tenner a day in Great Portland Street Pret. The line moves quickly, the latte's great, and I love their drink Yoga Detox Bunny - despite the cute  ickle copy.)</p>

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